We checked out of our villa in Ubud and headed to a hidden destination.
A destination so hidden, we were forced to go barefoot, hold on to ropes and climb Tomb Raider-style to make it to the view. I felt kind of kickass. I beasted around 800 Donkey Kong barrels. These photos make it look easy. It wasn't. I had to put away my camera for most of the hike.
Here's Ubud's Tegenungan waterfall.
We tried to get as close to the cataract without getting blasted in ours.
We checked into our villa in Seminyak and tried to find the nearest beach. After a pathetic attempt at walking to the beach (nobody here speaks English! It's okay, it's their country and all, but come on...somebody should be able to direct us to the goddamn water) we hopped in a $4 cab with a friend from Spain we picked up while we were lost and headed to Kuta Beach.
We were starved by the time we made it to Kuta and decided we'd go anywhere. Both of us went to IU, so we were delighted to find a Pizza X.
We stocked up on some Bali Red Bull for our next day at the beach.
Neither of us were ballsy enough to try these guys.
One bitch's quest to love NYC.