I'm proud of last night's celebration. Not only did I avoid the ridiculous cover charges (seriously, $679 to eat at Time Square's Bubba Gump), but I also sneaked past crowds and managed to get my grubby hands on some free champagne. How did I do this, you ask? Here's a quick guide for those who'd like to emulate my experience.
-Pour vodka on top of trapped gummy bears
-Refrigerate and let sit for 3-5 days.
-Watch gummy bears get all fat and happy. Then you get fat, drunk and happy.